I Love Steph Curry Throwing Shade At Seth Curry's Basketball Camp Being Much Cheaper Than Steph's
A+++ move out of Chef Curry here. Steph has had to hear all the haters ride his ass about his new kicks being dad shoes, his wife’s scorching hot tweets, and choking away a 3-1 lead in the Finals for weeks now. And then he had Michael Bennett chirping at him about the price of his basketball camp. So you know what you do when people are clowning you left and right? Stuff your younger, less successful brother into a locker, which is basically the same as shooting free throws during a game in order to get your shot back after a cold start. It’s not bullying if he’s your younger brother. It’s just using big brother strength.
And the actual Instagram is as cold as ice. It might as well have just said “Can’t afford a $2,000 to learn how to shoot like a video game cheat code? That’s fine. Get a pair of used shoes from the Salvation Army and meander over to Seth’s camp with all the other unwashed vagrants”. And capitalizing TALENTED is sarcastic as fuck. Pretty much the Instagram version of Steph telling Seth to stop hitting himself as he pummels Seth with his own hands. Straight Cain and Abel shit out of the unanimous MVP. The Warriors are becoming nWo heels right in front of our eyes and I for one welcome it with open arms.
Now time for our obligatory Sonya Curry GIF, who if you think about it could double as the Miss Elizabeth for said nWo Warriors: